only one horn...

canada was fun.

we went to the casino. i only played slot machines. they had one called enchanted unicorn. i thought allison would win a billion kajillion dollars since unicorns are her favorite, but sadly, that wasn't the case. but i did drink tiny cosmopolitans. that was nice. we played pool at a place called crazy horse. then we ate at the most fantastic steakhouse ever. it looked like a stucco slathered dungeon, complete with bars on the windows. our waiter was incredible. we ate fancy steaks with names like "the princess", and "the cattleman". mmmmm. we went to a bowling alley that a had a dream about a few years ago. then we went back to the same bar, which had karaoke. it was pretty entertaining. passed out at the hotel. woke up and ate at a breakfast place called skippy's. our waitress was real sassy. dang. now i am hungry again.